Thanks for coming to Deadspin, Mr. Turgeon

Captials gonna Capital.

BENGOALZI

Caps would’ve won if not for all the Penguin’s ILLEGAL GOALS. So many bad goals allowed by terrible (or sick) reffs! VERY UNFAIR !

Is there any chance that Scherzer, 10 years from now, isn’t in the Curt Schilling crazy-retired-pitcher-turned-lunatic-fringe-pundit seat?

Not quite what happened: he didn’t call who he was supposed to (either the manager or trainer) by the team deadline, had to have the pitching coach reach out to him, and didn’t reply to multiple contacts after replying to the pitching coach which triggered the bed check.

I guess that finally gets Anna Benson off the hook, huh?

“No, it is not common for starting pitchers to no-show the game the day before he pitches.”

Yeah true, if only you were like a Pirates fan, then you wouldn’t have to live with that horrid 1 year pennant drought.

Well, aren’t we the delicate little snowflake?

Wait, having a Trump Pinata was the last straw? LMAO. Is this your first time back to the site since the election?

It’s not “fundamental to air travel”. God didn’t reach out from heaven and scribe down on a sacred stone tablet that “Thou shalt not tranfer seats!”

...says the human with no capacity for comon sense or compassion...

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

It was a slow breaking ball. It’s not like he was throwing gaus, man.

You want a counter-attacking team? Try a neural-zone trap team that flips pucks over the defence to flying wingers. The Rangers don’t have the defensive prowess to be a counter-attacking team (Dan Girardi is their #2 defensemen).

It’s true...from a certain point of view.

You were doing really, really great until the last sentence.

To hurt your feelings.