To Zach,

Yup, same. I’m going to try to keep my kid away from both smartphones and social media with a whip and a chair, but if the day comes I have to give in, this is a good primer on how to stay engaged.

I made some tiny tweaks for ya:

I assume they do, yeah. I’m sure there were plenty of corporate speak marketing meetings that went into that decision (“We’re going to ENGAGE THE COMMUNITY and become SYNONYMOUS with the amazing BRAND that South Beach and Miami has already cultivated worldwide, creating a SYNERGISTIC RELATIONSHIP with the team and the…

Without working in the industry (but being an on-field sports aesthetic/retail apparel nerd), here are my inferences:

Yes, one may say...Ma-ma-ma-my COLORES!

I’m super underwhelmed. I love those colors, but the domination of black just drabs it down for me. I’d like the outlines thickened on the script, and some piping somewhere. The blue jersey is a winner, but I also wish they’d incorporated the blue into an alt cap (maybe a brim, to liven it up).

Winner take all softball tournament!

Becky is next level right now. Creeping up on Stone Cold levels of hot and over. If they do this right (LOL, I know), she could/should legitimately be the biggest star in the company.

I’m way more willing to give Brie a pass on her accident than Nia on hers. Sure, Brie isn’t good, but it was an accident based on timing. It’s hard to describe Nia’s “mistake” as anything other than an intentional punch to the face.

I don’t know what’s better: Kuhnhackl’s first goal, Kuhnhackl’s second goal, or Butch Goring’s commitment to calling him “KOON-knuckle”

Haha so true. I told my wife that Caris needs to jump to the top of potential baby boy names. And thank you! Watching Sean Marks dig out of the false start to the Brooklyn era and all the Billy King lunacy has been pretty unreal. Should be fun to see what they can do this winter, and what they’ll be able to pull off…

Anyway, I’d much rather watch a movie about a fictional band instead of a real one…

I know you’re kidding, but the Nets showing marked improvement is huge for them heading into this summer, when they’ll have room for two max contracts. LeVert is part of their young core, and this is massively good news for us Nets fans.

Nets fan two of three here! I was so bummed last night after this happened. Thankfully, it looks like he avoided the worst! Caris is a budding star and such an integral piece to this core. Hoping he’s 100% soon!

During the second half, I fell asleep in my Jamal Adams jersey on my couch....watching an episode of Beachfront Bargainhunt. I feel like I did it right.

I think that Bischoff made two grave miscalculations:

Don’t.

“Most anti-abortion politicians tend to run as Republicans.”

You should be in my AL-only fantasy league, man. Brutal. Picked up Ryon Healy in June, and was actually happy!