Eager for him to land somewhere so we can see Return of the Mack.

Adding on to this: This was the proper call. Frankly, it’s an amazingly good call.

I just wanted to talk about how Julio Jones doesn’t deserve a new contract.

I like all the tweets comparing OBJ’s guaranteed money to baseball players’ contracts. As if it’s some fucking form of breaking news that salary caps artificially suppress workers’ wages.

Yeah, he was talking about NYC. And considering I live in New York, have lived here my whole life, and have been basically all over the state, I’m pretty aware that Upstate exists, and know looks like, thanks. And not every locale in New York is Buffalo.

I don’t know what’s worse about the letter: The fact that this dude is obviously seeing the same one Rams fans in his travels and mistaking it for 12 different people, or that he thinks New York is “backwards” compared L.A.

The description in the lede is literally exactly how Get Up has ended up on my television.

You don’t really get the point then. Because there is no implication that queer people cannot raise children. The point is that, by constantly talking about her daughter fitting into a traditional gender role, the author’s mother made her feel like an attraction toward anyone other than a man was unnatural and wrong.…

Just came here to offer Trevor a hug.

I was in college, and you can basically eat Tupperware and be okay. I felt relatively fine, but vowed never to do it again.

I’m 6'0, but I prefer a low bowl, too. I think it’s basically the principle of the Squatty Potty; a lower bowl provides a better squatting form, and an easier flow. Whenever George talks about feeling like a gargoyle on that Seinfeld episode, I’m always thinking, “Better in theory than execution.”

Co-sign, but for all cinnamon products. I once ate a full tin of cinnamon Altoids while waiting to pick someone up from the airport. It was unwise, but delicious.

Anti-nipple irritation? I used to use them for that sometimes. I hate undershirts, and I don’t sweat under my arms that much unless I am physically active, but in the winter if the nips got hard and rubbed up against the shirt, they’d get kind of chaffed. So I used them for that for a bit. Either that or it was 2004…

Of course, sure. But you’re not a fully-formed person at 14 or 15. You do dumb stuff for dumb reasons. Sometimes, the lesson of, “Wow, that’s dumb, screw someone who makes me feel uncomfortable and/or wants to put me in danger,” is self-evident once a kid has experienced/is experiencing this situation. And a kid who…

Maybe he’s (justifiably) resentful because his whole house is probably passing around diseases that were eradicated decades ago by getting a simple shot.

Did your dad get a good rate on the second mortgage he took out to afford three Giants tickets?

That’s what’s crazy to me. This is a legit moment of, “Holy shit, this thing I do multiple times a day is abnormal??” I had to look up GIFs of people opening a can with their index finger to even wrap my head around it.

“I brace my thumb against the side of the can and then pop the tab with my index finger. I think that’s standard, right?”

Imagine if you rooted for a New York team, and they didn’t even spend like the Yankees.

Can I attempt to translate Frenchy’s old man take into something that makes sense?