Well, they could have gotten the runner at home. It’s just not the catcher’s fault, it’s the pitcher’s for not covering.

Right here with you, bro. ‘84 baby, JIM til a die. Hope to see you at the meetings!

I watch this every Draft Day.

This doesn’t have enough stars.

Yup, this.

Yes, indeed. You’re right. That is a far more accurate summary of things.

To Tim,

I hear you, man. All of it is so frustrating.

Here’s why:

No argument from me.

Yeah, I was really focused on the on-field stuff. But they were massive winners in Madoff’s scheme. Madoff produced huge returns, which is why the trustee who was trying to recoup funds on behalf of the victims targeted the Wilpons. It’s also why they’ve had to leverage SNY to the gills to try to stay afloat…

Dude, are you kidding? I’ve been a Mets fan for 30 years. Just in the last 11 years of that timeframe, they have:

I’m here to tell you that I played very serious baseball until I was 30 and that I would probably get zero hits against an MLB pitcher. My teammates and I have talked about this, and we said that if we could put a ball in play against a pitcher of Jacob deGrom’s caliber, it would legitimately be cause to brag for the…

Since my wife and I have split baseball/football loyalties (I’m Mets/Jets, she’s Yankees/Giants), we compromised with our son and are raising him (or trying to raise him) a Mets/Giants fan.

Please tell me you broke up with this woman.

As a Mets fan who was at Game 4 on Halloween when Murphy booted that ground ball, I do not have sympathy for you.

You done good, friend!

Counterpoint: It’s not a toast (or in other cases, roast) of your friend. Presumably, everyone in attendance already thinks well of both the bride and groom. The day is to celebrate them coming together as a couple. You don’t have to get all horny about the bride to say, for example, “You’re kind, considerate, and…

Lifehack:

On wedding speeches: There should be two: A best man’s speech and a maid of honor speech. Sometimes the parents give the, “Everyone’s gotta know we paid for this shit” speech, but what the hell does anyone need to hear from the couple for?