Man, I want so much money that I can drop a few hundred k on a gd chair

You choose how much your employer withholds from your paycheck. Fill out a new W-4 with your employer and claim a lower exemption and/or request an additional amount withheld each paycheck.

I didn’t get the sense from this article or the one from the Post that anyone is really giving it credence.

He pled guilty as part of a plea deal, meaning that there was no trial.

Also not the time to ask for back/foot rubs, my own personal bugaboo

What’s the first?

Is this as enjoyable for you girls and guys as it is for us?

Needs to brush up on the Deadspin in-house style guide obviously.

It probably didn’t come across this way, but I meant it as a compliment to Anna.

I mean this in the nicest way possible to all of the relevant parties, but this coverage is distinguishable from normal deadspin content solely by the byline.

Basketball (and hockey) appear (although they may not be) outside of the purview of your day to day experience. Are you having difficulty finding your #content for today?

Counterpoint: Kendall is the best(word choice?) Kardashian

This is worse than your opinion about Return of the Jedi

Historically, it’s a factually correct statement.

I think we can all agree that the natural position of rest for a toilet is seat down.

Will the Jezebel staff also mail in the afternoon by running a (quite enjoyable) staff chat?

This would be great news if I didn’t already own all 4 seasons on DVD

Win 9 in a row and then take the next 2 off. Easy-peasy

Man, this is great, great work.

This sounds like the first episode of Bachelor: The NBA. “I really like all of these cities. They’re just so gorgeous and nice. How will I ever choose?”