Ranch dressing and velveeta don’t deserve that.

holy shit

I’d like to know how many games in a row the Warriors have to win before Mr. Dowsett thinks it is OK for these adult men clearly having a really great time dominating a (wonderful, but ultimately meaningless) game to clown on their opponents a bit.

Who’s a good bear?

Huh, I must not watch enough of him to know when he’s off kilter; seems par for the course.

This song has to be the musical equivalent of getting a zero on the SATs, right?

Wendy’s has good honey mustard sauce for its nuggets, if you find yourself looking to dress them up in the future.

I have a serious question for you. I do not have a satisfactory answer myself. Keeping in mind that playing for an NFL team is a job, if we all agree that such a large, visible corporation should not employ someone of Hardy’s ilk, then are we going to prohibit him from working at McDonald’s as well?

How many Girl Scout Cookies does one need to eat to be turned gay? Because, I mean, I would think if it’s a real effect it would have happened to me by now.

I’m all for editorial consistency, truly. But you don’t want different writers on this site to have differing opinions about the proper way to develop young quarterbacks? That seems severe.

Is that a typical salary for a (good) sportswriter at a large newspaper? That seems crazy to me in an industry that is losing revenue so rapidly.

Number 8 cannot be emphasized enough, especially for the first timer. I pace myself and still wind up shitfaced every time. (Responsibly shitfaced, though!)

Also out of 28(?) year old Samer

This is the dumbest comment made today.

I don’t understand your reply. I suppose in the grand scheme of things, their opinions on this do not matter. However many of the Deadspin staff hold well thought out, rational opinions on a number of subjects (as evidenced by Marchman’s response above). I was curious about them since I myself have a number of…

Do the Deadspin Staff have an official position on shenanigans like these?

Jeb must have really impressed Him. Shocking upset, tbh, that non-Catholic God went with the converted Catholic.

I laughed. But why are you here then?

The takes in this comment section are masterpieces.

Fair enough. Great work, as always, Albert.