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True, but Jasper seems like a fairly high ranking military gem with thousands of years of combat experience, and she doesn't bring a Pearl along with on her mission to Earth. So why would Rose have brought hers?

Which is pretty close to the ~40 episode per year average that they've had since the show started.

But he totally could have built himself a room in that house if he'd wanted to, or another house somewhere else. He lives in the van because he likes to live in a van.

When I watched the episode I thought this was finally the death of the Pink Diamond theory, but now I'm not sure. From what we learned about Pearls last week, It doesn't really make any more sense for a soldier gem to own one than it does for a Peridot.

Assuming there weren't more, who have subsequently died.

WITNESS ME

Steven Universe: the show where aliens are racist and humans aren't.

Stop saying it, gross!

I mean, like, I don't know if I would personally ever do it but…

Also I think there's an implication that the warp pads record a log of their use. They find Steven *very* quickly when he disappears in Marble Madness.

I came here looking forward to the 'D-' this show was going to get, and you all let me down.

He's Connie's Manic Pixie Dream Girl

Most of the Diamond Authority theories going around are based on the ten seconds of dialogue he shouts at the end of KBCW.

I could make a pretty good case that Steven Universe is really a show about parenthood.

He saw the broadcast in Cry for Help like everybody else did.

I always saw him as more of a Meat Loaf fan. Not that those are mutually exclusive or anything.

Are we supposed to assume that the Nightmare Realm is where Ford went for 20 years?

I mean, the hair worked though.