See, when I see that phrase, I can’t help but think of this.  My brain is wired that way (thanks, mom and dad).

I also did Nazi that coming--but I will say that you are Hitlerious.

It is in my world, whipper snapper.

Grumble grumble grumble damn kids mumble mumble

By Jove!  I appear to have been mistaken.  Thanks for the correction.

If any of you Jalopnik staff has a contact at Cadillac, please send them the link to the comments section here. I can’t believe how disconnected they are from reality and I think that it’s incumbent on you, as automotive writers, to have an intervention with Cadillac marketing staff.

Fuel injection is natural aspiration. A non-naturally aspirated motor is one that has more air—hence, “aspiration”—pumped into the cylinders through means of an additional air pump (like a supercharger), not one with a specific type of fuel delivery system.

Ha! We are of different generations, I think, you and I . To me, “worth bagging” means this (regardless of context).

Also that’s “gear shift”.  Fucking Swype and fucking Kinja.  I hate you, both.

I love you for sharing this horror.

Pretty sure that it’s a perversion of the natural order to associate either of the names,“Daytona” or “Shelby, with that piece of shit car that looks ready made for a real estate agent’s secretary.

It’s a shame that they’re in this situation. I have a 2014 Q60S (née G37) and it’s a solidly built car that’s nicely appointed and fun to drive. The front end is a bit “blah” and the console looks like it’s from the late aughts (the latter isn’t really a negative for me because I’m older and fear/hate change by…

The same thing that plagues the rest of FCA. This is a couple of years old, but see for yourself (unless you’re a die-hard Mopar fan, in which case, never mind):

Except for shitty FCA build quality, sure, this would be a good choice.

They call it a 360, not a froofy-doofy-tea-drinkin’ 5.9L. ; )

I don’t know why, but that top photo made me hear a robotic voice in my head. It said, “[In the 21st century equivalent] Melange still races.”

lol Well said.

When it makes no less than 300 pound-feet of torque at no more than 1,200 RPM.

It’s not the size of the block, it’s the movement of the pistons. A 454 is still displacing 7. 4 liters.

You are correct; I should’ve used the present tense. It is still a beautiful car.

Umm. . .cool synth porn music? I guess?