I hope that you’re going somewhere better and I thank you for your contribution to this site. It was your review of the 2015 Challenger Hellcat that made me become a regular reader (I used to re-read that review because it’s so funny and professional and informative, all at the same time).

I will also take this…

I hope that you’re going somewhere better and I thank you for your contribution to this site. It was your review of the 2015 Challenger Hellcat that made me become a regular reader (I used to re-read that review because it’s so funny and professional and informative, all at the same time).

I will also take this…

And then some.

They did. As did the overall shitty build quality of cars of that era.

This is such a perfect metaphor for contemporary mainstream American society.

1st Gear: if those Union officials were partying with FCA reps, they should have opted for the slightly smaller $426 bottles champagne--they're more potent.

Because the 200s are for the poors.

Take a look at this one. As an aside, Jalopniks almost never recommend this make for some reason. I leave it to you to decide whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing.

https://tinyurl.com/y3yshn6b

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Of course not. Except you just did and now it will eat you the first chance it gets.

For some reason, it amuses me that, whenever you refer to it by name, you call it the Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat Redeye.  This seems appropriate.

I haven’t noticed COTD as much as I used to. Nice to know it’s still around.

I’m a dinosaur, I know, but I miss the dolly-birds, as you call them.  Glad to see that $kaycog is still keeping her skills sharp, though.  They really do border on the preternatural.

Honestly.

I was always amazed at her ability to find the right car photo so quickly for COTD (which seems to have died a quiet death on here, mostly).

I am 50 years old. This is the best line in the entire article:

Honestly.

Buy this car, save $17k off your top end, send me $5k as a nice “thank you”, and call it a day as you drive away in automotive joy.

Your next car.

That a freaking Lamborghini has a “Sport” mode is equal parts amusing and dismaying.

Here’s another one that’s just stupendous (and I don’t even like Camaros):

The first 50 seconds of this clip are for you.

“I just purchased and [sic] Alfa Romeo Giulia Sport TI, and when my lease is up on that car. . .”