The ‘67 Vette was beautiful, though.  50 years later, not so much.

Sidewinder, n. - a car with a slightly bent frame, causing the rear wheels to be parallel to, but at an angle from, the front wheels.  Also, see: https://youtu.be/AmGn3eESJkg

“Goosing” is when you gently knee someone in the behind as a joke. Startled, they reflexively stick their necks out and move their shoulders back as they quickly step forward, looking very much like a goose.

1. Using a noun as a verb is a sure sign of a low, sloping forehead (figuratively, if not literally). Everyone who does this should stop doing it, or stop using my oxygen.

That's because everything happens on PornHub.

Lemont, Illinois is pretty serious meathead territory. This explains, in part, the fact that the car is shown with wheels that are not included. It also means that the seller is likely a belligerent asshole. But he might do you a solid and knock off a whole hundred bucks if you show up wearing a MAGA hat and tell…

When everyone wants one, no-one (who is anyone) will want one.

Much of the commentariat thinks you’re kidding. But you are so not kidding.

Also a Midwesterner. Also can confirm.

The kind who live in Missouri. ‘nuff said.

If I had been one of those drivers, there would've been nothing random about it.

This is an article in search of a story. What I saw in that video is called “commuting”.

A new wife. ‘Cause the one you have is just cold, man.

lolol

Dealers will do anything that will get the customer to initiate contact. One tactic I recently ran into was where the dealer had the typical “Get Email Price” button on the car’s online ad. When I clicked it, I had to provide an email address—naturally—and the price the dealer emailed me was the exact same price as in…

True story. When Chrysler was getting ready to introduce that color, some folks in the marketing department thought that a good name for it would be Statutory Grape. Thankfully, actual thought prevailed and it was named Plum Crazy Purple.

Green with envy, you say?

Con: You must be dead inside in order to “enjoy” “driving” this “automobile”.

Mooks in Jersey. Who’d-a thunk it?

Careful. You’re perilously close to fat shaming.