Came to post this. Take my star.

But only if the main shop guy is an Arab named Abdul Alhazred. Also he has to be crazy.

That was a Valiant effort and you really deserve many more stars than you've received.

lol

More Americans are poorer than they’ve been in decades, too.

Too lazy to check whether someone already posted this suggestion.

Perfectly stated. I would only add that Cadillac is rapidly becoming—if it hasn’t already become—the GM version of the Chrysler make: cheap luxury.

It’s insensitive to call anything anything.

Indeed. Wheaton College is also the alma mater of the late Wes Craven, whose directing career began in pornographic film.

Wheaton is very Jesus-y. Naperville folk are Lake Forest and Oak Brook wannabes.

Eye of the beholder. I have the 2014 Sport version in coupe form, which does include the bigger brakes and the “better” suspension. I’m not crazy about it. My bum and I would like a little bit less road feel, thanks.

Meh. I say it’s just marketing spiel. The more someone has to do to obtain something, the more valuable they think that thing is.

In that case, I’d be curious to know why they chose to make it nonfunctional. More air is almost always more better.

C3 Corvette: 1968-1982, inclusive

I do have a serious question. The passenger side “nostril” is only cosmetic. Couldn’t the SRT engineers have found a way to make it functional? Fake vents are so—fake.

I have a neighbor who owns a 2015 Hellcat, which he bought new. Last year, he bought a Demon. He still has them both. I asked him that very question, “Dude, why do you have both cars?”

I’m loath to suggest it, but this car fills the bill for you (fills, people—fills! not fits!).

Wow! Thanks for the correction.

Pretty sure that that’s just CGI. The physics say so.

That design scheme has been dated since nineteen eighty-mullet.