This should surprise exactly no one. Ghosn is like the scorpion of the fable: it is his nature.

Pretty sure I saw this car somewhere in this commercial.

That it looks like a lifted hearse probably won't help its chances.

Sounds like bankruptcy.

Die, nostalgia pricing, die!

This is called being badge heavy—and this is exactly the kind of numb nuts dipshit who shouldn’t have a badge in the first place.

I got nothin’. I pulled the pic from an ad for a ‘69 Malibu. Maybe the owner didn’t know them as well as you and didn’t realize he was putting a ‘68 grille on a ‘69, or didn’t think anyone would notice. . . ?

How the Malibu has fallen. . .

People are out of their fucking minds.

It is pretty garish, so I’m going to go with Highland Park.  Tons of money, very little understatement.

I replaced the handle twice and the head four times but, by God, that’s the best damned axe I’ve ever owned.

That car is not unappealing for a gussied up Plymouth.

I never watch videos in articles—especially not ones that are car related or sports related. They cost me too many already scarce IQ points when I do.

That must have been in the video, which I didn’t see. Now I understand.

I don't understand your comment.  The 50th anniversary of the Charger was two years ago.

Not that it matters, but I was already driving in 1985.

Meh. Sounds mediocre to me.

CP. Nostalgia fever is out of hand. This was a mediocre car when it came out and now it’s a mediocre car that's 33 years old.

If you replace “Lamborghini” with “IROC-Z” in this article (and every article like this), you will be transported magically back in time 30 years.

Ha ha ha! C’est vrai, ça.