Hmm. Editor in Chief of a car blog, who actually drove the car in the last 30 days, versus nameless internet guy.

Well, of course the cows were looking for a car.

The grille is not big enough. Clearly.

Nothing says Murrika like, “I’m going to try to kill you because I can.”

Much as I like Mopar (I’ve owned three), the correct answer is Godzilla.

Sticking a Yenko badge on a Camaro means nothing nowadays because it’s just an empty brand. Yenko Chevrolet went out of business before most of the Jalopnik staff was born (1982).

Correct. To those who disagree, lo! And behold!

I’m sure I’m not the first to write this, but I’m too lazy to check.

Because they are guys and can no longer do this:

I think that that title belongs to either the Buick Avista:

Except that it’s actually even worse than that (I was just too lazy to be specific). It’s affected faux black grammar and syntax, used in an attempt to appear “hip” and “cool”. Badly edited standard dialect is what you see in almost every single blog on the planet.

And, yet, here you are, giving them the click.

You apparently didn’t receive the memo: it’s fashionably edgy for whitey white folk to use black grammar and syntax.

Yes. Yes they goddamned were.

Two cars is the correct answer, one to feed yourself and your family, and one to feed your soul.

Get the former first, then start saving for the latter.  In the meantime, go to car shows with the kinds of cars you liked as a kid--my guess is that you already know which car you want, you just need to see it to remember…

Jeez Louise, it’s like an Axis circle jerk in here.

There’s something about that guy, Thum, but I just can’t put my finger on it.

Kraut, Swede, to-may-to, to-mah-to

Maybe he is, maybe he isn’t, but I bet you’re really digging those new threads the Emperor has. . .

I couldn't care less for the autonomous or electric parts of it but, damn, that is one handsome car.

And in other news, automotive styling creativity has died.