Now I want to watch Dreamscape and Innerspace again.

I watched Brother From Another Planet the other day and enjoyed it quite a bit. It's been on my list for awhile (like, 30 years).

I happened to watch Mallrats and Dazed and Confused in quick succession the other day. I forgot what a capable villain Ben Affleck can be.

Page two!

I comment on my fan page all the time. Of course, my mom's the only member and I had to ban her for trolling.

How long before it becomes a standard?

NOVELTY GRILL?!

Yeah, I just realized - holy crap, I'm 43!

Remember that episode of Newsradio where Jimmy James runs for President just to meet women?

I would play "From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler."
OK, that was in a museum, not a library, I'd still do it.

Mine gave us salmonella.

Tom Arnold's best role is Stanley Stupid.

He should have an all-gal strike squad named Furie's Furies.

I always thought Idiocracy had a strong pro-eugenics theme.

What about Rolos caramel chocolate candy? What if I rolled a bunch of Rolos to my pal and one of them turned out to be a Muslim terrorist?
I guess that doesn't work. Rolos are delicious, though.

Can you see out of it? Is it Snell Foundation certified?

My favorite scene from Joe Vs The Volcano is Dan Hedaya's "I know he can get the job, but can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you! I'm not arguing that with you!
If I had only know when I was a kid that would be my professional life…

Program Exchange is where the TV station I worked for got all the episodes of Bosom Buddies we would air during baseball rain delays.

For some reason when I was a kid the UA logo terrified me.

I was thinking of getting this, but I have a PC and everyone says it's dookie on the PC. Mayhap I'll wait.