I actually tried to slam a tent flap on a family camping trip when I was a surly teen. My parents still laugh about that.

Pyramid patchouli! There was only one joker in LA sensitive enough to wear that scent and I had to find out who he was!

“Happy Valentine’s Day boo boo bears.”

I'll take heavy-set, drift racing, pit fighting Pam over skinny, whiny, "I just want people to like me!" cokehead Pam any day of the week.

I would ship Pam and Archer but I'm too busy shipping Pam and myself.

I'm not going to send her death threats or sex threats or sex-death threats but she is quite attractive. More so than Alex. I just can't get used to him without a mustache.

Is it better than Bridge on the River Kwai II: Saito's Revenge?

I'm listening to Ready Player One on my walk to work and it reminds me of, oddly enough, all the distopic fiction in the 1970's.

I want to see Leonardo DiCaprio play Vladimir the Bold, commander of the Muscovite armies in the 14th century.

Curvy Barbie? I want Pam Poovey Barbie.

Richard Basehart in Vietnam: The Ten-Thousand Day War. He just won't shut up!

I upvoted you for downvoting the other person. Gene is basically me as an adolescent.

What about Ian? He was awesome too. And there was, uh, no that's about it.
Maybe a case can be made for Harry Sullivan?

Angel on The Rockford Files. He's funny and kooky! He's also a liar and a scoundrel who has almost gotten Jimmy killed any number of times, usually by Robert Loggia.
I wish Jim would just throw Angel out of his life. And then get married to Beth, because I'm a big Beth/Jim 'shipper.

I hope we don't go back to whiny, skinny, coke-head Pam. I like heavyset, drift-racing pit-fighting Pam.

Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor inspired me to declare war on the Empire of Japan. A day late and a dollar short, but at least I tried.

Good Lord, he looks like George Hamilton and Londo Mollari had a baby.

Didn't Bowie have some weird Nazi phase? Back in the 70's?

And Starcrash!

Totally agree. But as Thomas Jefferson said (I believe in direct reference to Other Space), "Honorable men can disagree."