Damn, now I'll never learn who the cutest girl on Other Space is.

Collen Camp, Leslie Ann Warren and a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo by Go-Go's rhythm guitarist and professional dominatrix Jane Wiedlin as the singing telegram girl - there's a reason why I watched this movie so much as an adolescent.

They're a Fonzi Scheme! Ayyyyy, sit on it!

My dream is to write a shitty song that everyone hates yet keeps playing year after year earning me a tidy profit.

Then sign me up!

Does Showtime still show softcore porn on Saturday nights?

Elmo is the Devil.

Back in the Windows 3.11 days I had a little animated Tiny Elvis icon on my desktop that would periodically say things like, "Check out that icon! That sucker's huge!" and then dance around. It quit working when Windows 95 came out.

I finally got around to watching Babylon 5 this year and I was blown away by what a great show it is. I almost want to say it's better than Deep Space 9 but I feel like I would be betraying an old friend. Let's just say they're both really good shows.

It's a Wonderful Life is really a non-Christmas Christmas movie. All of the important events just happen around Christmas but you could transplant them to 4th of July and it wouldn't make too much of a difference.

If I were going to marathon any season of TNG, why would it be the first season? Not that I've never done that - I have - but I can think of better seasons to marathon.

Much like Henry Rollins, it has no neck.

Your father is Danger Mouse?

I just finished reading Allen Dean Foster's novelization. It's pretty good.

That's too bad, because I would have liked to seen it heavily marketed at children with action figures and playsets and a Saturday morning cartoon.

Adam-12 on a Train: Two security officers (or whatever) and their daily patrol life that takes them all over the train so we get to see poor people, rich people and everyone in between.

I don't know about 100 erotic nights but I would spend an erotic long weekend with Jon Benjamin.

"Cause I'm the girl with the bee-stung lips!"

It's what the world would be like if the rebellion depicted in Animal Farm was ultimately successful.

I'm glad they got rid of Lowly Worm berating a black porter. That was just uncomfortable.