Stop playing in world tier 1 then lol

Do like half the Kotaku staffers have running Amouranth subs or something? You guys post like 6 articles a week about her. Find a new well

Wow all these people sound stupid

Hey remember when Luke posted this?

Haha tubby go omnomnom 

I’m just impressed a Kotaku writer finally knows where to correctly place a spoiler warning. The rest of you will get it some day, I believe in you

Must be a slow day in the Kotaku offices, time to piss off some readers and drive engagement!

I think Overwatch 3 should be about the collapse of humanity due to declining birth rates because it seems like everyone in the Overwatch universe has to be gay

All Cops Are Bastards, until I wanna smash a teen anime boy

What a successful ad, I’m going to go out and buy 8 Mortal Kombat II arcade cabinets right now

You didn’t have to write an entire essay just to say you’ve never had a platonic same sex friendship in your life

You realize this whole “if you aren’t with us you’re against us” rhetoric is creating more enemies than you already started out with and thereby undermines your own cause right? For you it’s a morally intolerable game, for the 98% of people that aren’t terminally online doomscrolling Twitter it’s just a game

Roses are red

Because they sign Patties cheques

I remember when this site shit on the original before it came out cause Cal was “too white looking”

We get it, Luke is an Amouranth sub

The hiring of Alyssa Mercante continues the tradition of Kotaku hiring writers who sensationalize minor events to drive clickbait revenue

Kotaku once again ignoring TheHappyHob, the first person to complete the original god run, because… reasons?

I mean it’s not entirely unlikely that people are pretending to be Dunkey fans and review bombing sonic. Pretty sure the Xenoblade Anime Booby fans are still pissed at him

Kotaku writer tries not to spoil things in a new game challenge (impossible) What and absolute dumb cunt