Hey, everybody! Since this is our last story for a while, I’m going to do something a little different. This is the first part of a series of fanfiction pieces. I’ll be adding more to this comment thread next Thursday with the next installment. Then, depending on how we all feel, I’ll either finish the story on…

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Hey, at least Disqus doesn't screw up your formatting. Apparently Disqus is allergic to Microsoft Word.

I think it’s safe to say I really liked Patton Oswalt’s vision of the next Star Wars movie. But why only tie in things Disney owns if we’re going to dream? Let’s pretend for a moment that copyright and intellectual property laws don’t exist, actors don’t age, and money is no object. Anything and everything is on the…

This would have been the greatest meeting I've ever attended. I picked the wrong time to resign in disgrace.

The Tribbles were everywhere.

Data couldn't stop staring at the vast wasteland before him.

I like to think "Arwen" and I are on a first-name basis. She knows what one of my last names is.

To: lknope@pawneein.gov

Geordi LaForge was not a spiritual man.

Hey, everybody! I'm posting in a new thread too, in case that's easier for people to know about. My original thread has the story too.

Ugh. Have you learned how to do laundry yet?

Hey, everybody! I've been all over the place this week running errands for the fiancee. She does this big girls' day thing on the day before Valentine's, so she's had me getting things for it. But don't worry, tomorrow you'll have another classic fan fiction.

Data should have known better.

I'm sorry April, it's just been a crazy day for me. Do not ever try to teach Tom anything.

Look, I'm not on welfare, April, I ran a Congressional campaign! You were there! The tax from my income from doing that is paying for your government salary!

Look, can you please just…please don't have sex on my table. Again. And seriously, light bulbs? You can buy those anywhere, why do you have to steal mine?

No, DO NOT get kindergarten-level volcano project lava on my Big Ben clock puzzle!

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You took all my lightbulbs? How do you have a key to my house? You said you left your Reggie Wayne jersey at my house and you just needed to get it during lunch. Did April make a copy of my house key before you gave it back? What else aren't you telling me?

I…yeah, Andy. Good, uh…good work.