close your mouth, dingus

Democracy Dies When Access Is Valued Above All Else.

I’m sure that Adrian can give Larry some good parenting advice on how to switch things up.

To all the kids that are watching, I’m sorry. I set a bad example today.

I participated in something called a “Fortnite Dance Challenge” with my children last week, which involved a lot of my family laughing at me as I failed to mimic cartoon characters flailing in very specific ways. I now think I’m a better father than Larry Fitzgerald.

The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.

But we all agree Marlins Man does not, right?

Please let it be much, much longer than a decade.

It does warm my heart slightly that only thing the fans in attendance could think to chant was “Yankees Suck”.

It already happened, it was called the 90's.

Eventually there will be a stretch of time where Boston teams are all miserable for a decade and when that happens I’m going to bask in it as much as humanly possible

The good news is every time the Red Sox win the World Series in a year ending in ‘18, they don’t win another one for 86 years.

The answer is in the question

I understand drunk, entitled, racist, and just fucking mean, but what I don’t get is how in this Year of Our Lord 2018 these dumb assholes STILL don’t understand how the internet work.

I’m hot, I’m beautiful, I’m white

I love it when racists gets fired in incident and action in one article.

Guaranteed this guy has been part of dead letters.  

Frank Stallone!

1993 from Whoopi’s Friar’s Club Roast. So yeah, something from 25 years ago that he’s since apologized and atoned for. He didn’t do it this week. It’s bad faith whataboutism, you know, the norm with conservatives these days

“It’s Megyn Kelly, guys.” -- Roseanne Barr