You really have no earthly idea that the Red Sox have become the Yankees, do you?

Jesus christ, you sucked that dick dry. Bill Simmons doesn’t fellate Boston this hard.

Is there a way both teams can lose the World Series?

How do you separate the fanbase from the team? Do you live somewhere with zero New England transplants and zero need to go in the vicinity of New England? For the rest of us, this means years more of fodder for Sully to remain the loudest, smuggest s.o.b. at the bar. He’s excited about this team but would still rather…

I’ll root for almost anything over Chase Utley getting another ring. I don’t care if he’s on the postseason roster or not.

Apparently ratings are down for this World Series despite the big market teams.  I like to think the stink of Boston has started to reach all corners of the country.

Not to be that guy, but 2004 players throwing opening pitches is going to take, like, 19 hours.

Counterargument:  Nah, fuck him

Is t it interesting that all 4 planes were hijacked at about the same time.......

Wow, what a hideous logo.

Never go down the rabbit hole that is Curt Schilling’s Twitter. 

Nah

I think when this many of them pile up, they stop being called ‘Shitty Days’. Now it’s just a shitty plane of existence, with no plausible end in sight. 

A small bit of good news on an otherwise shitty day :)

I bet he wanted $75 million.

They’re not afraid of Curt Schilling; they’re afraid of all the process servers trying to flood the field when he’s attempting to pitch.

They’re just pissed that Schilling and not their AAA affiliate in Pawtucket got to bankrupt the state of Rhode Island.

He was busy anyways planting bombs in George Soros mailbox so probably couldn’t make it.

At least they didn’t give Nate Solder a massive contract in a rebuilding year. That would be really stupid!

“That’s okay, I brought my own. Today it’s Fruit Roll-Ups!”