Guaranteed this guy has been part of dead letters.  

In fairness, the only reason Fox doesn’t want her is that she doesn’t like Trump ENOUGH.

Frank Stallone!

1993 from Whoopi’s Friar’s Club Roast. So yeah, something from 25 years ago that he’s since apologized and atoned for. He didn’t do it this week. It’s bad faith whataboutism, you know, the norm with conservatives these days

“It’s Megyn Kelly, guys.” -- Roseanne Barr

Yes, this is the reverse of a joke I did yesterday. I am sorry. I never should have hired Jay Leno’s old head writer for a $69 million contract. 

This week on The Connors, Dan’s got a new flame! You’ll never guess who it is!

You really have no earthly idea that the Red Sox have become the Yankees, do you?

Jesus christ, you sucked that dick dry. Bill Simmons doesn’t fellate Boston this hard.

Is there a way both teams can lose the World Series?

How do you separate the fanbase from the team? Do you live somewhere with zero New England transplants and zero need to go in the vicinity of New England? For the rest of us, this means years more of fodder for Sully to remain the loudest, smuggest s.o.b. at the bar. He’s excited about this team but would still rather…

I’ll root for almost anything over Chase Utley getting another ring. I don’t care if he’s on the postseason roster or not.

Apparently ratings are down for this World Series despite the big market teams.  I like to think the stink of Boston has started to reach all corners of the country.

Not to be that guy, but 2004 players throwing opening pitches is going to take, like, 19 hours.

Counterargument:  Nah, fuck him

Never go down the rabbit hole that is Curt Schilling’s Twitter. 

Nah

I think when this many of them pile up, they stop being called ‘Shitty Days’. Now it’s just a shitty plane of existence, with no plausible end in sight. 

A small bit of good news on an otherwise shitty day :)

I bet he wanted $75 million.