not the kind of article about destructive Jets I expected to see today, but cool nevertheless

Let’s check in on Matt Patricia making breakfast this morning:

“How will we maintain our status as a regionally tertiary city without this project?”

I’d just like to add that the politicians who pushed this deal through likely won’t be in office 10 or 20 years from now when the deal is finally assessed. Until then, they’re going to bask in the glow of being the guys who brought the Sox to town.

Can’t blame Worcester for wanting the Red Sox Triple AAA club, look at how much it has improved the city of Pawtucket. 50 years ago Pawtucket was a small city in such decline, people derisively referred to it as “the Bucket”. It had long since closed mills, a desolate downtown, and run down neighborhoods. Nowadays.....…

You can fucking have them, Worcester. My state offered them a complete renovation of a city center less than two miles from their current location and almost $40 million in taxpayer funds — but it wasn’t enough.

Braun: “I’m just happy we got the win. This is exactly how you want to kick off the new year.” 

This is a really important point. She is a mother. Have any of you known a mother who cheated? So Serena obviously was not cheating.

Osaka who?

This is all so stupid. Serena reacted poorly. She also reacted as probably 95% of athletes would react to an ump enforcing such a routinely violated and rarely enforced rule. I have watched a lot of sports, and nothing about Serena’s conduct was anywhere near what would generally be considered unacceptable for most…

The Indians issued the following statement:
“C’mon! Would we pull a shady deal?! Look at us! This is a face you can trust.”

they can’t make the Indians give him back, that would be offensive

I think this just goes to show that MLB needs to do the sensible thing and scrap the Red Sox.

I don’t think replay is going anywhere but it would be easy to fix.

Man, Boston really owns New York this year.

That’s more to do with housing, I think. And you can’t be within a certain distance to places like schools, playgrounds and the like, though those can be hard to enforce.

[McDermott looks at the tape]

Eat at Arby’s.

We are all Nathan Peterman.

It’s like if your Tinder date started talking about his pet ferrets right off the bat.