Cabby down, Vlad Jr. down, Ohtani down, Chris Davis perfectly healthy. What did we do to anger the baseball gods so?

so far, i have contented myself with the inherent joy that is leaping onto folding tables.

You should have waited a year and taken your kids to watch the joint Russian/North Korean military parade down Pennsylvania Ave.

Most definitely designed - we use to do this in high school, but we also sucked, so it never worked, because no one was ever on third base.

Goldman Sachs is envious of how easily a home was stolen.

But lower taxes, AMIRITE!?

Hi Barbara!

Yeah who doesn’t know about the Mid-American Confernce...idiots

if you tell your wife confidential information about a health screen for a pro basketball player and she anonymously posts it on twitter, you get fired.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

lol this dude’s so fucking dumb

Does he know what an “existential threat” is? He should talk to some LGBTQ folks at Pride and ask what they think it is.

Considering what they try to pass off as a pull up, I am not shocked.

You forgot: Something, something, freedom of speech. Anti american. Fart.

The same reason you carry a gun to WalMart. Because it makes you hard.

The FauxNews crowd LOVES this scenario. It gives them little tiny boners, which they otherwise are incapable of achieving. So it’s never going to end.

That’s a quality burn. In three days he shall roll away the medicine ball from the door of the tomb

how many times are we going to do this dance?

Who could have anticipated something terrible and ignorant coming from a CrossFitter?