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Name one player with better gift baskets.

You know why. Sigh.

This is some goddamn outstanding work

Yes, the $3 that the USFL won in the judgement wasn’t quite enough to keep them afloat

The Vic Mackey “just desserts” punishment. Wait, I think I actually am experiencing that same punishment.

> I want that fucker to burn. I want to see his ass in an orange jumpsuit behind bars, because that is where he belongs.

That whole obit is a Minnesota euphemism for “she was a feckless cunt”.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

In lieu of flowers, please send the name of a good therapist.

This is the finest kind, Roth. Glad you write for this website I spent far too much time on.

The thing the NFL owners don’t seem to get (and maybe the most clear point of Trump’s whole life) is that he views everything as a zero sum game. One person wins and one loses.
Take the USFL as an example, his end goal was to screw nearly every other owner with him taking one of the only wins in gaining an NFL team.

♫ God bless America... land that I luff... dah dah dah dah, hmm hmm hmm, to the thing with the thing over there. Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm prairies, hey Melania, is that snow? God bless America... la la la no. ♫

LeBron finding out that JR went to the White House because he thought they had beaten the Warriors:

Marc-André Fleury is also guaranteeing that the Golden Knights will not be visiting the White House either.

The power dynamic with cops is pretty overwhelmingly one sided and yet time and again it seems less discretion and more fear plays a role in how these things are handled. Most people are not stupid; escalating after the cops are already involved is a unanimously dumb thing, particularly if you are black or brown. The

I try to live by the principle that men’s hearts are rarely as evil as their actions, and almost never as evil as their words. I am probably bastardizing that Tolkien quote, but that’s close. Typically, that means I am a little slower on the “race card” than some others.

This just illustrates the point that the police don’t care. They know it’ll come out and they know that nothing bad will happen to them as a result. The MPD might end up paying out a settlement, but the individual officers will be a-ok.

Everything about the situation rubs me the wrong way, but its amazing the amount of force that cops feel they need to use when in numbers “against” an unarmed “suspect.”

If Brown doesn’t sing “money, money, money” after winning what should be a quick lawsuit, then what’s this all been for? What are we even doing here?

To me she will always be BW3.