In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

...the 34-17 Yankees, the team with the second beat record in baseball, is more embarrassing than the team that batted out of order in the first inning of a game this season?

I enjoy all the non-sequiturs here. Nice of Arkham to grant you Internet access.

Too...multicultural? Baseball is the most multicultural of the four major sports.

I like people who don’t cancel peace summits

Lemme check my notes: so you have to stand for the anthem out of respect, but it’s cool to mock Vietnam vets for being POWs.

NFL Can’t Stop Shooting Itself in the Dick

Everything you have just written aside from the implication that Judge and LeBron have great bodies, is so wildly incorrect that I don’t even know where to begin. Judge is showing phenomenal plate discipline and has been getting utterly hosed by calls below his knees.

LeBron James is one of the smartest athletes to ever play the game, his basketball IQ is incredible. Please shut the fuck up

Yeah, but getting their shit pushed in by a team built by George McPhee? That’ll sting.

If he hadn’t mentioned that article at all, someone in the comments would have gone after him for pretending he didn’t think the team would be bad, or some nonsense like that. There’s no winning that battle.

It’s all just so wildly improbable it really is hard to know what to feel about it. I wouldn’t be surprised if they regress towards what everybody expected them to be next year and they get 70 points. Or win it all. Who knows?

Well, it wouldn’t be totally unprecedented for you guys to lose to Marc-Andre Fleury.

Quite the opposite - Vegas is losing their collective ass because this team can’t stop winning.

Ryan Howard rode the bus and I’m pretty sure he’s still fine financially speaking.

Some dudes love the game. Got all your life to not play baseball. Might as well hold off from quitting the coolest thing you’ll ever do until they drag you away kicking and screaming.

Kids can’t take things like men anymore. Back in my day, when someone hurt my feelings by being better than me at playing a game, I took it like a man and assaulted them with a projectile

...grandpa? But...you’re dead!

Amir Garrett is pretty good, bench clearing staredowns are dumb, unwritten rules are the worst

Anyone who says “crisis actors” should be beaten right away.