I really doubt Hannity’s dick is big enough to droop past his balls.

“ but I can’t imagine anyone outside of that demographic enjoying it or thinking it was a good movie”

Matthew Vaughn’s grimy, under-appreciated Kick Ass

Eh. Nah. I’ll probably enjoy it. And I’m not any sort of marvel fanboy. The first installment made me laugh. I want to say you enjoy it if you don’t overthink it, but that makes me feel like I’m saying it actually sucked, which I don’t think it did. I can’t really think of a good comparison? 

Deadpool Can Fuck Right Off - A Totally Objective Review By Shawn Cooke. Totally Objective, You Guys.

So, wait, Deadpool’s first movie made a butt ton of money, and a good portion of that was from people who had, at best, a passing knowledge of what deadpool was. I include myself in that category.

Counterpoint: Deadpool is good.

Wow, Andre Braugher can really do everything.

Not to mention Emmett Till.

John Crawford and Tamir Rice were both killed by police officers called in by someone. So it’s too late for “gonna”

Don’t get me started on my sister, mainly because anything I’d say would somehow get back to her. She is the devil Thoughts & Prayers

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“I told by Applecare that I could walk in the store and get the part!”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

And Qatar’s definitely not used to being held responsible for deaths and injuries involved in running a sporting event.

My sister has tickets to Game 4. But she lives in Silver Spring, MD.

Whine-1-1, what’s your emergency?