Too bad the B’s can’t make the Finals

Above running head first into your own teammate’s butt and fumbling the ball to have your entire career summed up and remembered by that one very instant?

Basketball fans always talked about getting ‘posterized’ as the most embarrassing thing in sports. Steaming into a check thinking ‘I’m going to crush this guy’ and getting knocked on your ass is way more embarrassing.

I separated my shoulder just watching that first one. Yikes.

[Drinks 10 cups of coffee]

It’s perfect for smuggling dino embryos off Isla Nubar.

That joke knocks you Downapeg.

I’m from Winnipeg and my morning it dedicated to hunting the web for articles like this and drinking them down smoooootthhhhh

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That doesn’t apply to the NHL, since the union gets locked out instead of striking.

But isn’t celebrating the Caps’ victory just distracting us from rightfully hating on the Pens?

I think they would be OK with Winnipeg in the SCF since they could sell the fact that no Canadian team has won it in a quarter century. The nightmare is Lightning/Predators. Even though both have pretty good fanbases, there is little interest outside the local markets.

Wouldn’t all of Canada tune in to see a Canadian team lift the cup?

They’re only halfway there. But, to put it a very different way: They’re halfway there.

Wait, there’s hockey to play after the Penguins? Who forgot to tell me?

No Country for Dumb and Dumber.

SHS’s eye just rolled that last 23 degrees into oblivion trying to figure out what the fuck to say at the podium tomorrow.

Also, after the WH press corps soiled itself over Michelle Wolf calling Sarah Sanders a liar, Giulani just confirmed that, yes, she’s been lying to them for months. Do you think any of them will call her on it?

So, Trump is going to tweet in a few hours that Giuliani has never been his lawyer and he barely knows him, amirite?

Goddamn.