Go fund me for a benz owner? It’s a nice story but there are better causes. 

“I’m glad she found him, whipped his ass, got her car back and lived to tell it on video.”

Aaaaaaaaahahahaha, you are dating yourself. How do I know? I was there, too. LOL

Um...

So this dude just stole a car and thought he could keep it? While staying in the same neighborhood no less? He’s an awful car thief who apparently has no connections to make that Mercedes disappear, which should’ve netted him a couple grand at least, and instead he just drove around in it like it was his. Until she…

Fackin’ superb.

decided that she was not only going to get her car back but she was going to fuck this man’s head all the way up.

Bianca “Keeps at least one in the” Chambers...

It’s So Cold In the D.

God also intended for me to have hands that are too big to comfortably hold Joycons. You’d think the Almighty would’ve thought ahead and created adult-size motion controls for the Switch. I mean, He did for the Wii, and that was a decade-plus earlier.

Yeah, that works

Anyone dropping 1.5 mil on a game this prevalent has some money to clean.

Assuming this is on the up and up (the art world is rife with money laundering, I dunno about retro games), whoever dropped 1.5 million on this is the equivalent of a normal person dropping $100.

If we’re going to split hairs, there a difference between “emptying” and “completely emptying”. Driving your car empties your fuel tank, even if you only use up a quarter gallon before stopping.

there’s a joke to be made here about how first party nintendo games never go on sale, but this is ridiculous

Let’s be real here. Anyone dropping 1.5 million on a video game isn’t emptying their pocket book to do it.

Much like art auctions: it’s probably money laundering.

People have died from drinking too much water.

Well, there’s always the water intoxication deaths. We had a national guard guy die at a program where we were repairing bridges and dirt roads/paths following a flood back in the late 80s from gorging on a few gallons of water. Granted they’re fairly rare...but it exists!