THANK YOU. I did the same, assumed you had too shoot ‘em, drove myself insane, gave up. 

I don’t know how you write an article this biased and still consider yourself “news” versus an opinion piece. SHAME. 

How does that help me play BotW for the eightieth time?!

Is it 1997? What the heck is a Blu-Ray?!

Is it 1997? What the heck is a Blu-Ray?!

Mandatory:

Only someone born after 2000 would think the Rascal Crapps version was better. 

*LuWAAgi!

Amazing that some still haven’t fully absorbed this:

Can’t believe I have to say this, but hey... maybe don’t do business with RUSSIA. ESPECIALLY ARMS BUSINESS.

I don’t think you’ll find a lot of sympathy on this site for people who get frustrated when they insist on doing things the hard and/or wrong way. ;)

I’m torn between thinking that VR might actually make RE games fun, (I’m spoiled by BoTW making movement fun and intuitive), and having to worry about shitting my pants and/or the couch at every jump scare.

Maybe I’m not the target audience, but I played HeroQuest for a couple months successfully with some coworkers, and then when we moved to 5E, it was too complicated for me to run and them to play, and they all lost interest. Yes, you dear reader are smart and special, but for those looking to run games with their…

Seconded!

*citation needed

“Defensible space?” Like for turrets and razor wire? What kinda zombie-apocalypse shiz is this!?

This is one of my favorite games of all time. I didn’t even realize the original HAD a multiplayer mode, and I’ve bought it twice on two different consoles. You won’t miss it. 

This is one of my favorite games of all time. I didn’t even realize the original HAD a multiplayer mode, and I’ve…

I imagine a lot of players like myself who loved BotW are looking at Skyward Sword for the first time... I’m not sure we can go back. Downside of BotW being so unbelievably good. This doesn’t help with the wait for the sequel!

This has happened to me every single time I’ve interacted with a dealer, a repair shop, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. “Just go somewhere else,” is a great idea, but when every shop within an hour’s radius is corrupt, what choice do you have?

::shudders in subtitles::