Make one of them miracle whip. I can't possibly be the only one who grew up in a split household.

1) Do the leaf blower/vacuums live up to their hype? I would mainly use it to gather and bag or compost the leaves. Reckless blowing is really bad for local sewers and waterways.

Alternatively, use f.lux (or any similar tweak) to greatly reduce the blue tones on the screen. One of the main reasons to jailbreak.

“what’s not to like about that? If it’s too frivolous for you I suppose you could swap out the scrim and have it project a metric-to-English conversion chart or something.”

If you want to race people, the GT or nothing. With a supercharger and some aftermarket goodies.

consider this: This force-fed 4 banger very nearly matches the horsepower and torques of the 2010 Mustang GT.

Now we’re Torchin’

“I do have one quibble, though. To get to reverse, you pull up on this little ring around the shaft of the shifter, and connected to the shifter’s boot, or, as Ford prefers to call it, the scrotum.” I was not expecting this. I laughed out loud in the middle of a reasonably important (for a Friday) meeting. Well played…

Jason, thank you for writing a review from the perspective of someone with kids and grown up responsibilities. For those of us in this position you need to balance fun and practicality.

The Mustang is a muscle car, and the traditional role of the muscle car has been a tool for its statistically likely male owners to convince strangers that the driver owns a set of gentitalia that are very capable of becoming turgid and providing groin-focused pleasure to a sexual partner.

Mr. Torchinsky! I also love the word “turgid.” You are truly a man after my own heart.

They ran. They ran at first in terror, then in desire, once I distributed leaflets explaining how much more efficient this was. I drove onto the lawn at Weaver Street and revved the engine until about half the women there were pregnant.

You had me at turbojazzled. I will never call a car “turbocharged” again.

Yes! Flour bombs, Dwarven Bread projectiles, giant rolling pins, and a finisher where you're baked into a pie along with 24 blackbirds. DO IT!

GLUTENDOUKEN!!!!!

Honestly, despite my initial misgivings when it was first announced, I'm pleased that I appear to wrong. I enjoyed the two part pilot quite a bit, and it's nice to see Bumblebee forced to step up and take a greater role in things. And there's something oddly charming about the new art style, that I'm already…

Yeah. Changes in human nature are glacially slow, though.

What's the German pronunciation of Gretchen?

NRS/Midway has been using auto-fatalities for game demos since the N64 days. It's also why almost immediately after a game is released a code or memory hack for one button fatalities is found for a MK game..... that coding was already in there from the demo stage.

Winning at getting people butthurt, apparently.