I've got news for you sunshine. The motherfucker is blind. We see him hearing. And sometimes we see how he senses a heat signature or air change.

I'm two episodes in and I fucking love this show!

"Sorry for the mess."

Just in time for Life Day. I just hope the princess hasn't snorted all the cocaine yet.

"I'll never join you!"

Or how he ended up on a Venice golf course.

Google play movies does have that fun moment when you can stop play and it tells you who's onscreen.

At least it won't be directed by Christopher Nolan and we'll all be spared repeated, stilted exposition on how the hyperdrive works.

"Darth Vader was a pupil of mine. And a dear friend. Until I cut his legs off and I didn't even bother to piss on him when he was on fire."

George R. R. Martin already spoiled that for us.

Star Wars Revisited for the win.

But I bet you like Mel Tormé.

I'm loving the HD widescreen remaster of The Wire.

"Jub jub," mother fucker!

I was given the VHS trilogy, repurchased it in widescreen, then bought the DVD. DVD Shrink and netflix can hook you up with the theatrical non-anomorphic. For anyone who cares, ("I care.") the best option is Andwan's Star Wars Revisited, which bills itself as "How the special edition should have been." Empire…

That's "master," mister.

Nothing was better than when she handed out idols like they were candy. And with that smile, too!

"Worst." I have officially lost my mind.

I'm going to stop offering my opinions on this site and just start correcting everyone's spelling.

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