Ironic that the debate took place at the Reagan library because Reagan (aka “Republican Jesus”) would not have a chance in today’s Rep Party. He raised taxes several times, supported amnesty for immigrants, doubled the deficit, and signed a gun control bill into law.

I’ve been saying since January that this is all just a vast NFL/ESPN conspiracy to promote STEM education

A reminder that PFTC is always right, folks. A national treasure...

Before any Patriots fans comment:

Since you asked went to college with a guy from Boston who’s favorite team was wait for it. The Dallas Cowboys. This was during the Aikman-Emmitt-Irvin era. Lost contact over the years but ran into him on Facebook last year and we became FaceBook friends. After last year’s Super Bowl he was posting about “Our Fourth…

The amazing thing about The Pats and their *fan base* is that most of them didn’t give a shit about this team prior to 2001 but now they act like they’re The Green Bay Packers with 75 years of history. I remember back to the glorious days when Marino & Kelly would shit all over them and no one in Boston gave a shit…

Is there any fanbase, or collection of fans from a city, that can’t take a joke more than Boston/Patriots fans? Guys, relax, its a joke. Every team gets roasted. My god, its hilarious the inferiority complex that bleeds out of Boston sometimes.

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

You buried the lede, Barry. There are several Marlins fans?

At some point in history my kids got possession of fake dog shit that looks troubling real. They use it often and it has been an April Fool's staple in the past. This morning I went into the bathroom and saw it on the floor, Ha Ha real original guys. It was only after I'd picked it up with my bare hand I realized…

My 1.5 year old smelled like she crapped her diaper.

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

"He shouldn't be doing that" brilliant commentary

And LA residents thought they were done with bad shots once Kobe shut it down.

So one thing that Minecraft has over Lego is that it teaches kids digital logic and engineering in a way that Lego just can't do. Lego can teach a kid how to build a wall. Minecraft can teach a kid how to build a CPU. That's what the redstone book is about. It's almost tricking kids into learning math and engineering…

I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on these until I read "I love Ralph Wilson Stadium."

45. [Privately, to Peter King] "I won't come in your mouth."

I dont think a head coach's win/loss record (with no context) is very indicative at all of his coaching ability, and is probably a pretty bad predictave metric.