+1 for using the picture of him while he was going through his "getting shot in the chest" phase.

The Maple Leafs' planned response next game:

This is gonna be super on point when Belichick shoots Wes Welker with a crossbow after the game.

Watching his team eat Newman was the former top moment.

Wrong Graphic Is Wrong, Graphic

"We show Wizards games three times a week. What's a few more seconds of junk?"

Usually when someone from Southern California has trouble buying something, they just ask Pete Carroll.

"Philip Rivers throws to... who I can only assume is an undrafted rookie from Appalachian State... And INTERCEPTED... by... a guy who probably played in the CFL last year? Maybe? Fuck it."

Oh yeah, ABC, damnit.

I'm guessing Leslie Frazier will claim ignorance and 95% of Viking fans will agree with him.

They can investigate all they want, but they won't find any clue-wies. :/

did the Browns really have to put team HQ next to some kind of abandoned box factory?

nice tweet by King at the end, a season saver. good for him, he needed that.

Once again, Deadspin uses a grossly misleading headline. The game is still in the 1st quarter; it is irresponsible journalism to make it sound like this play will be the summary of awful Jets plays today.

It's a clever homage to the fact that most people who eat at Jimmy John's are high/wasted.

The person I feel really bad in all this record talk was Matt Schaub, had he been in this thing and not benched, He could have been the Ken Griffey Jr -To Geno Smith's Sammy Sosa and Eli Mannings Mark Mcgwire .

In keeping with the Jet Way dealership tradition, employees got hammered and yelled SHOW US YOUR TITS at the secretary for three and a half hours.

"Pants and Tits" is also the nickname the tabloids gave to Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi.

The old man has been charged with dropped-out-before-first-degree assault.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."