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Because I’ll never tire of posting this at people who comment on this you have:

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

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“It keeps the fans interested in the offseason!” - Jed York

Nope nope nope. Puke. Hands down. A crap is a crap is a crap... It might be more liquid than solid, but it’s generally the same.And poop doesn’t necessarily have to stink. You might give a little sniff sniff and figure something is out of the ordinary but it’s generally not overpowering.

I’m not going to let you site calories as the concern if you’re talking about bacon as your preference. You can say carbs, if you’re one of those Amstel light motherfuckers, but I won’t accept calories.
Besides, you counteract the sleepiness of the carbs by drinking heinous and unhealthy amounts of coffee. Then you

I’d swap out something for Contra 3: Alien Wars. Maybe one of the sports games due to licensing issues.

No idea how he got a hold of Louisiana Senate candidate David Duke’s speech.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

“So what’s a film lover to do?”

Babies

Nantz: 4th and 1 on the 48 yard line, do the Las Vegas Raiders gamble?

What sealed the deal for Davis, you ask?

Comic book movies used to be thrown together mashups that no one took seriously because they didn’t have the budgets to look very good. Fantastic Four and Captain America in the 90s. Then Marvel came along and showed, hey, you can make beautiful comic book movies that look amazing, are entertaining, and make money. So

Sanderson would finish this series in 2 and half weeks.

“I didn’t see the dog murdered. I heard about it. I don’t like it. But my people are passionate and some of these dogs, look they’re bad dogs, and my followers are passionate. They’re passionate about America. And a lot of it, most of it, is a beautiful thing.”

It’s called Capitalism.

Where the hell are your socks? If you don’t have any because you are wearing sandals, your feet are already gross anyways.

Well, this one time in the ‘90s, my family went on vacation. We have a big family, and a winter storm knocked our power out, and somehow the person in charge of making sure we were all in the airport shuttle miscounted. So I got left home alone for a couple days. No biggie, I found some cash for snacks and pizza, but

I might get flamed for liking the first Battefield Earth, but am I am also bad for liking Lensmen, Skylarks, Jon Carter, Carson, Venus Equilateral, Retief, Ensign Flandery, Slippery Jim, Alois Hammer, Bolo’s, Rocketeers w/shaggy ears, Mike the self aware computer, Felix the engine, etc.. god I wish I would have been