Mark Sanchez is extremely excited the game's over...the Age of Consent in Georgia is 16.

Not to be outdone, Planned Parenthood Pittsburgh tweeted out photos of aborted fetuses dressed in Steeler jerseys.

Best comment: "Brazzers"

I need more incentive if I'm going to be forced to live in Florida.

Mike's Hard Lemonade has a creepy fixation on much, much younger women.

If Hernandez was still with the Patriots or was a beloved star player with a long and storied career, I'd be inclined to agree, but as much as America loves the rich and famous, they also love kicking people while they're down.

if i have to choose between two giant self-interested, self-inflated, institutional entertainment sell-outs, i'll take M.I.A. Because: breasts.

I sure hope those aren't euphemisms.

If there's anyone who should be in trouble for taking money at Tennessee, it's Lane Kiffin.

Look, if you've ever been under the tyrannical reign of a high school marching band director who is just really fed up with your shit, you stupid idiots, and who got into this because he genuinely loved music in college and thought he could pass that joy on but now all you scum-sucking assholes can't even nail your…

I'm sure they won't cock this up, because the Browns are so good at drafting in the first round:

For your services you are granted one (1) free phone call from a drunk and belligerent Daulerio.

Your move, Jaguars.

It's great to see the Browns thinking "draft," because that front office has clearly been hitting the bottle for far too long.

Bike duck got it worse than rocket frog.

"Spread your cheeks and touch your toes, I'm going to show you where this baseball goes!"

This would presuppose that Loria was able to become something of a better man if Jennings was cast out.

Jeffrey Loria Is Running The Marlins Into The Ground

KTVU reports that Fah Ling Splat was the first paramedic on the scene.