False. This girl was not related to any of those players.

I finally feel like Vandy is truly a member of the SEC now. Way to go guys!

TMZ says the sag in Woods's house is limited to the dining room area.

Same thing happened to Manny Ramirez when he was in Taiwan. A young couple handed Manny their baby for a photo opportunity, and he walked around the ballpark with the infant, giving the youngster a tour of the ballpark.

He'll miss such valuable sessions as:

In Muhammad's defense, he claims that he and the girl were merely discussing the Hawks and the Hornets.

"Soliciting?" If anything, her willingness to bend over and take it after a few nice drafts with little-to-no reward in store just means she's a Royals fan.

Also, same as the number of Jesus' disciples. Really makes you think. So true.

Absolutely shameful that fans taunted Chi Chi about his spastic colon.

I am serious. Don't call me Shirley.

Dave is lucky. The school board detectives completely missed his team's most sinister mantra:

Just to be clear, you just trolled an 11-year-old boy...from a burner account...on a Saturday.

Surely, you can't be serious!

Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

Also google "ray allen"

Google "CBA", "NBA Salary Cap", "Amnesty", and "Luxury Tax"

There are times when I am really not sure what some people mean by "redneck". Whether they mean it as an insult or a glorification of just having "fun to and past the max". Doing it wrong and not giving a flip or doing it wrong the right way.

Sure there are the rolling science projects, we refer to as Formula and…

Slavery: It's like going to a baseball game.

i have nothing to add, so i'll just leave this here.

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.