No.

That’s not even on the table dumbass. The “idea” is just another warning sensor that can beep at you when you creep too high in speed.

I grew up on an “empty country road.”

I’m guessing it would be along the lines of ‘falling off a 100 ft cliff is really not much different than slamming into the side of a sedan while doing 100 while driving drunk home from a bar, something every Ram truck is designed to survive’.

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Gadzooks! Look at that trail-rated beast.

Yeah nah, that’s a load of bullshit.

Ram need to come out with a FJB edition. It should be festooned with only the finest decals available at the swap meet. There needs to be no less than 4 flag mounts in the bed. One for displaying a shredded US flag and the other three for a rotation of flags with various expletives on them. It also needs a fake…

Human rights.

That’s a flashback to the first time I rode in NYC. I had been riding in the suburbs for a few months and just bought a used R100S, also in New Jersey. I was meeting a friend who had been riding in Manhattan for several years so I got dropped in the deep end of riding in traffic and finished the night by riding over…

how about we connect the fuckin’ beams first and worry about the dots later?

Also,

Oh, I’m firing up my keyboard all right. But not to lambast you or anyone else about being enthusiastic about a Prius, but rather to take to task anyone that dares try to do that.

Finally, a truck that can haul around your mom.

@ManicDan

When I read my post to you I realize I sound like I’m being a jerk to you, and when I went back to edit it I couldn’t... just wanted to weigh in on counterpoints to your thoughts. Didn’t mean to come off as a jerk about it, so sorry!

Happy Jaloping!

Will David take it to Moab next year?

That’s why I always wonder about people complaining about the beer getting warm. I can only assume they are the kind of people that assume all beer needs to be served cold.

It’s lower case bro, not upper case Bro.

Fair enough. You can chase.