Rapey times, losing times, Tom Brady times. Time to suck it, suck it good.

bumfight

Patriots defeat KC 27-20. ‘n case that should be reported on deadspin. Unsure.

Actually, the mouth-breathing 20-somethings who keep espn afloat do exactly that.

You watch espn so we don’t have to. Many thanks.

I wish there was more media coverage of this person.

Score board.

Not like ESPN to fabricate stories about the Patriots.

At 206 pounds, I’m still physically afraid of the dude Khloe.

You lost me at “Dan Shulman and analyst Aaron Boone.” Fucking blecchh. Who’s next, fucking Matt Fuchtersian?

Fiorina a Stanford grad.

He sure look good in the Super Bowl.

10 of the 11 tweets were ads.

Regarding the glory hole, Ted Cruz reminds you to bring along a step ladder.

I’ll holler back when I need you to chow down on my dingle-berries. You make out with your mom with that mouth?

Ah yes, Nimrata “Nikki” Randhawa Haley, the anti-immigration immigrant.

Nantz has never been a journalist, so there’s that.

Aw, somebody’s vagina hurts. Have you tried a pussy poultice?

Yup.

Calm down, junior. You’ll grow out of this. It’s a phase called “the teen years.”