Jon Jones seems like a deeply uncool person.

Oh, Chuck.

This is nothing a simple 5-minute, three-trade, Sorkin-written conference call between GMs can’t fix.

The hint here for the Athletics is to get their shit together

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Overqualified

If Utah had won, they planned on celebrating by passing around a large Starbucks coffee and letting each player have one tiny sip, Prophet be praised.

Go to hell.

I generally disagree with Deadspin’s anti-dissent policy, but you need to be banned for this atrocious take.

Lucky.

This is a terrible article that has no bearing on anything. Dragging a personal matter regarding a teammate through the mud to connect it to leadership abilities is idiotic.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Man,

Money does not literally talk

Don’t worry, bud. We can get through this together.

If only there was a sports blog this could have been posted to...

So how is McGregor part of video game, otaku, and nerd culture?

Weren’t you too busy to vote yesterday?

That Harvey is a total doucher and deserves to be made fun of.

I don’t care for your hoity-toity opinion, fella: Marnie got her fartbox motorboated and it was real as fuck.