Mmmm tortellini

Hot taek warning.

I ref squirt and peewee leagues. ($36 per game). Even 10-year-old defensemen get salty. I gave a misconduct to a kid for calling me a “fucking asshole” when I caught him buttending an opponent on a faceoff. Since these kids can’t and shouldn’t drop the gloves, you have to drop the hammer. I gave him a major penalty…

Yeah Jeets!

Now hang up!

But WHO OWN DA CHIEFS

DeShaun Watson, Jr. ?

On the plus side, if the glass cuts your throat or stomach, the alcohol should enter your bloodstream at an accelerated rate.

It’s lame, but it’s not lamé.

Now that they’re in LA, they should change their name to something befitting LA, like the Lakers.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

I worked in sports media for about 10 years and met Berman about 4 times. He’s the single most arrogant asshole I’ve ever met in my life and there isn’t enough barbed wire in this world to wrap around the dildo he can eff himself with. Maybe Peter King can quote that.

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

This is genius.

In a better world, Joey Porter shows up to random homes on Thanksgiving and screams “They shot me in Denver” after the prayer... then he grabs a drumstick and heads to the next house

Apropos of nothing, did you know Randy Rhoads co-founded Quiet Riot when he was 16?

Metal Health

Mental health has driven him mad.

Maybe he’s just a fan of Quiet Riot.