If this were the KHL that’d be a cigarette in his nose

I hate to break it to her, but Steve really is not a nice guy.

“Steve really is a nice guy... he is generous with everyone he knows. He was kind and loving to me and my children.”

This is a banner day for human pieces of shit everywhere.

+1 for my homies.

Hey, Adrian Brody from The Pianist, catch it with your fucking hands next time instead of being an idiot and trying to catch it with your beer. I’m sure the family in front of you just loved that.

“Just like that Marlins guy last night”

I guess he doesn’t believe in miracles.

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

This happened to me once, back in high school, when I was asked at the last minute to step in for the group leader and give the presentation on our project. I ruined a shirt with enough sweat to drown a small dog, threw up in my mouth a couple of times, and acted like I had difficulty with basic concepts like…

What about Anal Roberts? What are their recruiting policies?

God Big Papi is an obnoxious scumfuck.

At least he has his family to not turn to.

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

its too early in the seasoning to be salty, kay.

His eyes are going to be all red...enbacher.

Corny, but very funny!

i salute both his ability to show emotion and his proud military career - he was a colonel, you know.

“Pop-Pop.”

Looks like he also joined the Crips.