Or you’re at Arby’s

I’m numb to this kind of humor.

I’ve benzoin that for years.

way to be a downer

Doesn’t have to talk to the media if he doesn’t want to, just another one of the perc’s of his job.

Where is Jim Irsay and what is going on with the Colts?

When you buy a hat like that, I bet you get a free bowl of soup! Looks good on him though!

Not even trying to make a joke here -- in all seriousness, why the fuck do you need an autopsy to tell that someone shot themselves in the head?

He’s definitely not in playoff form.

Don’t jump to conclusions, let’s give him a fair trial (just kidding, this guy’s a serial killer). 

Wouldn’t it be rich if this stupid act of shit sportsmanship somehow opened the door to an investigation that showed McCaffrey was betting on the game?

I was going to ask what the spread was but I think the coach already gave that answer by his actions

The only thing to deduce then is that McCaffrey bet on his team.

BAD BEAT ALERT

Point spread was Iowa -11 or -11.5 from what I see, so there’s that

The robber reportedly made off with 5,000 Czech Koruna

Barf Mitzvah

Steamers for everyone!

His dad Marshall was also super famous.

Well, no more Randy Quaid jokes in 2017 lest one be torn asunder.