this is so great most kids these days are just destroyed by diabetes

When it comes to football team mascots destroying kids, no one did it better than Joe Paterno.

What the compilation doesn’t show is the white horse destroying their parents.

that first clip of Shannon Sharpe is just disrespectful

“Interesting...”

Let’s all just be thankful that they didn’t bring the Nittany Lion with them.

He’s wearing camouflage pants.

He is busy trying to talk me into a ShamWow, but once he gets back to the shelter, he will return your call.

This must have been what they meant when people said the Cardinals are loaded this year.

Mel Kiper Jr. says their partying is already at an NFL level.

In a related story, the NCAA is now investigating two Louisville football players, James Hearns and and Henry Famurewa, for accepting impermissible lead payments.

I would bet any amount of money that no matter what station you turn it to, his radio only plays Jimmy Buffett songs.

Dude looks like James Hatfield’s brother who got into Dane Cook cosplay for some reason.

Nope, not him — someone at USC. Ah, fuck it, I’ll just say it: it’s Paul Ronney. I’ve moved away from our mutual field of research, so it’s not like he can do anything to me now.

Thanks Mr. Tomsula

In late May/early June of ‘94, the golf course in my parents’ neighborhood hosted a celebrity tournament that featured a lot of Washington Redskins players, as well as a few other assorted “celebrities.” The biggest star on the course was OJ Simpson, who I managed to get a photo with while wearing my Little League…

This one time, Jimmy Fallon was on TV.

KERR: It’s my number one priority.

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis

CLUBB: Scott, you’re in trouble.