Finally, a Penguins highlight not accompanied by their insipid announcer imploring the goal scorer to slap him with hot beef or whatever. Next to me, that guy’s the worst.

When the Levy breaks

Jesus this is depressing

No, the correct answer is a custom #7 with DTF

Excellent choices. For a person my age (mid-30s) Bettis is probably the best choice. If you’re going to go super old school, you can’t go with a glory boy (Bradshaw, Franco, Swann). I think the only choice for that era is Mike Webster. (Contrarian picks is Kordell).

I think the only acceptable jerseys for Eagles fans are Randall Cunningham, Andre Waters, Marky Mark, or batteries. I also offer advice to any other NFL fans on the best jersey choices for their favorite teams.

Yeah, but...no. That was terrifying.

Ok calm down there chief real scary world

Um...the events of Spacd Jam were VERY real. Read a book

Alexi Kovalev was a goon?

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ITS A MILE HIGH

+1 Threaux up.

Better than the Falcons and their brief slogan “Weak Dogs Get Drowned”.

Who puts salsa on arena nachos? The fuck?

“I’m a man! I’m 4G!”

So I guess a 40-year-old man doesn’t know how to use a cell phone?

Then you better hope to christ that no Russians get near it

LSU is currently scheduled to play South Alabama that day