Well, he does look like Santa, sooooo.......

Judge to witness: “No shit, Sherlock.”

At lease the attendance looks better than the Miami Beach Bowl’s. I love shitty bowl games and would probably rather watch two 8-4 teams from small conferences than the CFB Championship, but that’s just me.

I sweat my 2 year old son gave me a concussion by an accidental headbutt when we were reading. I had a headache for 2 days and felt weird for the rest of the day. He was fine and kept wandering around or whatever after I had to put the book down and rest my head in my hands. Kids have strong skulls.

Bartolo Colon doesn’t need to be confined to a gym, the world is his gym.

IT’S WEED

Wow what a reference, or, as Jacques would write: “fdkjfdsjsojfdkj”

Is it Jay Apt? I have heard he is a dick!

Was is the one in the Flamingo or in the Venetian?

As a young boy or 7 or 8, Buzz Aldrin* was signing books (I feel as if I have told this story in a comment section but stop reading now if so) outside of a WaldenBooks store in a now dead mall that my parents and I frequented. Having the joy of reading as a child as I did, (before it got ripped out of my mind and…

No, Pittsburgh, his home town area. He is a frequent guest on a local sports radio show and talks about his act sometimes. He seems like a genuinely nice and funny kid.

He is also a stand up comic in the off-season. Shit you not.

I would wear cleats made to look like saddle shoes because I am a proponent of sock hops.

He’s going to wear Ronald McDonald cleats tomorrow to benefit the Ronald McDonald house at auction.

The pass was so pretty that Aaron “pitched a tent” later in the game.

I guess there really is a difference between “nice” and “Minnesota nice.”

Only the Strong survive.

When Sandy Clubb was asked if she thought that peeing in one’s own pants was appropriate, she said that it “Depends.”

There is hidden shit in the logo:

This will probably stay in the greys since it’s going to be the 229th post on the issue, but there are some hidden things in the logo: