He was probably waiting in line at the horribly designed restrooms in the supposed best arena in hockey where there are two marked entrances and no exits, creating a traffic jam so that you have to leave your seat with 3:00 left in the period to take a leak.

I have a giant nose and always got uncomfortable when they had to pick the flag out of the nose. Also, the Humpty Dance.

How did Mel Gibson find the time to create all of these internet “aliases” and email them/tweet them all to Ashley?!?!

Probably because of those bad hoodies.

Did anybody make a Paterno shitting his pants that one time joke, because if not, I’m in.

A chokeslam from hell, chokeslam chokeslam buy fire and brimstone it’s the UMass Boston Beacons, King, My GOD KING.

In related news: Steve “Brooklyn Brawler” Lombardi takes over as Manager of the Jobing.com Arena.

Monday mornings got me like-

Also: “IT’S PUMPKIN SPICE SEASON!” pictures flooding their profiles. Additionally, the scent of some bullshit nutmeg cinnamon candle.

I blame Bo and Luke for staring this.

You can tell those bros are in their mid to late 30's by the style of hats they wear. Those are some 90's ass college hats and the hat wearers never evolved, they are now dad hats. I am a dad hat wearer, being on the cusp of 40, it’s all I know.

I remember when buying the Bettis, I was faced with the dilemma of a Bettis or a Stewart. I think that this particular issue has deeper meaning in Western PA since people wear Steelers jerseys all year round and in weddings, and when they die and are being viewed in a funeral home with their cold dead makeup-laden…

Norv Turner looks like shit

Steelers - I have a Bettis and Ward. Good? Bought when both were playing. I don’t have to invest ever again if I don’t want to!

I’m 12 hours late on this but the comments on this post fucking rule and take me back to the Gawker days. Nice work, everyone. (not being sarcastic)

This is a sad and moving piece, but a piece that needed to be written.

I -was- eating lunch.

So many ex-Pirates on those rosters that went on to achieve success. Fuck every manager, owner, and GM the Pirates have had since 1992. Including Clint Hurdle.

That stadium looks like it will kill the shit out of some birds, Vikings stadium style.