Raiders is a solid guess. I'd wager Mark Davis actually has his team serve him like that at PF Changs because he's batshit crazy

I am an unabashed hater of Fleury, but if you asked me two months ago whether I’d want a proven mediocre netminder in Fleury or an untested rookie in Murray leading the charge (or hold I suppose) for this team it would have been Fleury all day. Good thing I am not asked for my opinions on who should start for the Pens…

It was nice of him to save some of his shoe polish for for wife’s hair.

Howard Ends, Ranked

Piss up a rope.

Besides everyone, nobody could have seen this coming.

This line thinks it’s cute, it knows it’s sexy. It’s got the looks that drives the girls wild.

Your fiancee needs to get a life.

Yup! I agree—I lived there starting in the mid-2000s, and I’m not a native. I’m talking about Boston today vs. other major American cities today. And while it’s not “ramming old glory into someone’s gut to protest bussing” problematic, it’s still noticeably segregated by today’s standards.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

When I saw the headline, I assumed they were talking about this one.

Jim Tomsula’s sister-wife seems nice.

Oh come on, there are butter reasons to be salty.

Throwing buttered popcorn? That’s viscous!

Once upon a time I threw a walkman at Rod Woodson. Go Browns.

That picture at the top has me curious: what festival is the Stevie Ray Vaughan zombie playing?

It’s a monument, all right. A monument to what a shitty hockey arena looks like.

Yasmine Bleeth looks like shit.