I specialized in medieval art history in college (because who needs money????).

This will end poorly.

Man, a kid hasn’t caused this much trouble for Chicago baseball since the Cubs kicked out that goat in 1945.

Can’t wait for the clusterfuck to come when the Oilers win the right to pick first in the expansion draft.

At the end of the interview, he stared intently at the reporter, flipped the mic, and started jogging around the clubhouse.

eh, mick was probably drunk tho

Of course, the day after No Gay Thursday is known as Casual Biday.

Ditka’s maneuvering for that ambassadorship to Poland

of course Marc-Andre Fleury would consider this tactic silly; when he needs a stoppage in play, he usually just allows a soft goal.

Meanwhile Harrison maybe probably killed a guy.

Counterpoint: fuck that guy. Aubrey McClendon was a craven thief and liar, a genuinely bad person who took the coward’s way out the moment the music stopped. I hope he took a while.

That’s 16 more Cubans than anyone from Pittsburgh has ever seen. Actually, 15. Mark Cuban’s from here.

Another vessel was encountered but when Ken Wregget tried to rescue it, unfortunately it went between his legs.

Mathis went on to say, “everybody knows that donkeysauce is just mayo and bbq sauce and that shit is never going to get you a ticket to Flavortown.”

(millennial scoff) “I’ve seen baggier shirts with more flames”

This is going to result in a 40 something billionaire heir with 3 young sons throwing himself off of 20 foot high steel cage. Order the Network.