Story time!

that shitty 'music' though

so happiness isn't a human need? Oh ok, I will be sure to stop taking my antidepressants too because I don't need to be remotely happy in life, nope just work and work and work until I die, that's the American way! I would gladly steal food, considering I have $0 and no paycheck right now, but it's a lot harder to do…

Korean games have an incredibly evil cycle for westerners if you love visuals. Sure, we're all hyped as hell for this now, but when we finally get an EU/NA release in two to three years there will be another Korean MMO entering beta over there that makes Black Desert look dated and bland by comparison.

If you think it's painfully long now, try reading it one chapter at a time for 10 years.

Crawl back under your mother's armpit and incubate for a few more years.

You said "you may not like", suggests that there are plenty of people who like things from years ago that they still do today. And that you recognize that just because you dont like some things you did as a kid, that there are plenty of people who still enjoy them.

This is the greatest invention ever.

I'll just leave this here

Kevlar is good and the Scientist that created it

The 80s porn music really sold me

That skipping effect is wayyyy over-used. Otherwise it's an awesome video.

There are plenty of sequels that have scaled back and trimmed down for the better. This could be one of them. But no, let's be negative because it's EA.

Anthrax attack is currently traveling its way through Columbia, then Canada and the next Anthrax attack on American soil will be:

Well, I guess this guy doesn't like my Solitaire streams... never got any money for it so far...

hERp DErp. I'm someone who doesn't understand what the modern meaning of work is.

Sunset Overdrive is in there...

"...and passed the organized by the University..."

Not quite as good but also aamusing as hell.

Myspace made the list, any list. That's so funny I nearly spit out my cereal. I guess all the Myspace users, all 2 of them should be worried.