My question is why does a team with a cool mascot like a fucking JET (ya know a powerful speed machine capable of bringing on destruction and any other #badass sports metaphor you can think of) incorporate little to none of that in any of their uniforms and logos?

I think the No Holds Barred stip is going to make Batista and Hunter viable. Neither guy has made their career on their athleticism, and at their age, the “brutality” (when Michael Cole says that word, we drink) of this type of match is going to allow for it to be paced just right.

[Rob Thomas looks at the score]

Matthew recommended she see Lions doctors

Awfully small headlights. 

“Kickoff” starts at 5 eastern. I predict it’ll end a few minutes short of Midnight. As much as I’m pumped for the Women’s main event, I’m legit concerned people are going to be so burned out by the time we get there, it’ll put a big damper on it

One of many reasons I have no desire to go to Mania itself this year.

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

the turf at the Vet

“He also had the audacity to look me in the eyes and speak to my wife directly. I mean, can you imagine?!”

Guys like this would save us all a lot of time if they stopped using “antithesis” and went with the probably more accurate “photo negative”.

He’s the antithesis of Brett Gardner.

Jon: ♫ (banjo music) This guy... ♫

Jason Garrett clapped when they were done taking the photo. I guarantee it.

This year’s absences: Bruce Arians, Pete Carroll, Sean Payton, Mike Tomlin, Adam Gase, and Sean McVay

“JaVale McGee shows signs of having had his brain scrambled by an egg mixer.”

Kind of a long winded way to call the guy a dick.

Too bad the pizza still tastes like ass.

“Great shooting, Fletcher Magee” sounds like a sarcastic insult from an archery festival.

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft